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Ebeano Chronicles – 9

May 11, 2019 Cha, cha, cha! Ebeano kwenu! Cha, cha, cha! Ebeano kwenu! Cha, cha, cha! Ebeano kwenuzuonu oooo! Ezemmuo is here in the flesh. Welcome back to perhaps the longest-running thread on Tuwita. Ndi Ebeano ha nokwa here (are the people of Ebeano here)? Retweet to call others o. May 11, 2019 Chei! Ndi […]

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Ebeano Chronicles – 8

Feb 4, 2018 Cha! Cha!! Cha!!! Ebeano kwenu! Kwenu!! Kwezuo nuoooo! #EbenaoChronicles is now live! For new visitors to our markate skwiya, nno nu (you are all welcome.) Ezemmuo Ebeano welcomes you to what is perhaps the longest-running thread on Tuwita. Feb 4, 2018 A lot has happened in Ebeano since our last nzuko (meeting). […]

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Ebeano Chronicles – 7

Nov 17, 2017 Cha! Cha!! Cha!!! Ebeano Kwenu! Kwenu!! Kwezuonu ooo!! #EbeanoChronicles for #NSF2017 is live! Nov 17, 2017 For new attendees to our village skwiya, you are welcome to #EbeanoChronicles, perhaps the longest-running thread on Twitter. Ekene mu unu nine (I greet you all.) Nov 17, 2017 Since our last nzuko (meeting), a lot […]

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Ebeano Chronicles – 6

Aug 20, 2017 Cha! Cha!! Cha!!! Ebeano Kwenu! Ebeano Kwenu!! Ebeano Kwezuonu oooo!!! Onye ga agba egwu? (Who will dance?) #EbeanoChronicles is live! Aug 20, 2017 Ndi Ebeano, nno nu o (People of Ebeano, you are all welcome). It’s been a long long time since our last nzuko (meeting) in this skwiya. Aug 20, 2017 […]

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Ebeano Chronicles – 5

May 20, 2017 #EbeanoChronicles 10 minutes May 20, 2017 Obi has come down from the tree. He wants dollars for his mmanya mriri (water wine: palm wine), but Emefiele is like: May 20, 2017 Ebeano Kwenu! Kwenu! Kwezuonu oooo!!! Is Ebeano at the skwiya? RT to say Iyaaaa and call others to #EbeanoChronicles. May 20, […]

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Ebeano Chronicles – 4

Mar 18, 2017 Now N.Dr Aristo is an Eze mmuo, not an ordinary dibia. A dibia gives merecine, sets bones and cure ailments. An Ezemmuo can do those & more. Mar 18, 2017 You see, an Ezemmuo is the mouthpiece of the gods. He speaks truth to power without fear or favour. The only thing […]

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Ebeano Chronicles – 3

Feb 19, 2017 Kom! Kom! Kom! Ebeano Chronicles resuming shortly. N.Dr Aristo is just rubbing nzu (chalk) around his 3rd eye. To the village square, all!! Feb 19, 2017 Hian! Ekwensu (Devil) doesn’t want me to talk to my people o. They’re sending “netiworku” to disturb us in Kaduna o. Feb 19, 2017 We have […]

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Ebeano Chronicles – 2

Feb 4, 2017 While I’m ensconced in Onne, should we continue our Igwe Ebeano story from last year? 60 votes·Final results Feb 4, 2017 Ok. So our results are in. 93% want us to continue the Igwe Ebeano story. Here goes… Feb 4, 2017 Now, Dr Aristo is reminded that there was already a conference […]

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